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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
prisoner ?
A Kong - vict !
raw nutrients
What did the tooth say to the departing
dentist?...Fill me in when you get back
pregnancy boy or girl
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because
she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Grooming
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup
!
Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean
!
wedding jewelry
What's black and white and makes a lot
of
noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
franklin mortgage
Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it
as having my hands in their
wallet."
Gardens
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a
friend asked, "how much did you pay for that?"
"I paid through the
nose!" he replied
Extreme Sports
Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
a penguin?"
"About two and a half feet."
"Thank God!"
cried Monahan. "I thought I ran over a nun!"
Pet Food
A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the
technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by
holding it in front of the screen and pressing the "send" key.
GarrenComaniQ
Why didn't the two worms go
into Noah's ark
in an apple?
Because everyone had to go in pairs !
CiscoOnfroisT
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
JoreStandishKj
Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
in a light
bulb?
A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to
hand out leaflets.
A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to
realize that the old one has
burnt out.
NatalioMarianozJ
Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4
years of college?
A: "Would you like fries with that?"
LansaGellirvx
What do you get if you cross a phone with a
birthday
celebration?
A party line!
KaemonJeannetteeW
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
a
mustache?
A: So he could look like his mama.
AbhijatOdaylelP
How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built
his monster?
On a piece rate.
FIynnSylvesterTh
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When
he turns his cow to pasture.
AnscomMalcomcB
There is a new
Barbie doll on the
market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and
implants
ColisJackxV