About EadwardEstefanKO
Jane Horrocks:
Jane Horrocks Naked
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Information:
Name: Jane Horrocks
Born: 1964-01-18
Height: 1.57
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Filmography:
Alas Smith & Jones (1989), Absolutely Fabulous (2005), Came Out, It Rained, Went Back in Again (1991), Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001), Absolutely Fabulous (2001)
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM,
SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red
light.
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Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step
on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?
Lady: You
certainly did!
Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the
right
row!
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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger
?
No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken
!
BeacherDalltonLY
Why should you be
careful playing against a
team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
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Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read
Shakespeare ?
Pupil: No
Teacher: What have you read then
?
Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
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Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
building?
Fall-adelphia!
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Q: What is the difference between a hog
and
a man?
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all
night just so
he can f*** some pig.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle
of water
with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really!
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Why did the bald man put a rabbit
on
his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
a biscuit
?
They are both ginger nuts !
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